A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
Because they can't even.
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
A little aubergenie
The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.
makes choking sounds*
Even the pool tables have no balls
fertilized"
Because it was in morning.
No idear.
A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
It's made from scratch
Because an itch in time saves nine.