Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !