Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles?

A menstrual bicycle.

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.