Itch Jokes

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!