How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.