How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!