How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !