How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

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How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch