How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

A: Ethiopia!

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling