How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.