How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

A: Ethiopia!

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.