How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

What questioned started the Holocaust?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.