Strap Jokes

What's the difference between my broken watch and a lesbian?

My watch hasn't got a strap on.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder?

How you strap on the dirtbag.

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Woman Parachutist Jokes More Woman Parachutist Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it