What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.