What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

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Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.