What does a brick and your mom have in common?

They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

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What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.