What does a brick and your mom have in common?

They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans.

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

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Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

What is harder said than done?

Your mom

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.