What does a brick and your mom have in common?

They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??

Allah-peos

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.