What does a brick and your mom have in common?

They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans.

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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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Wall Street

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Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.