What does a brick and your mom have in common?

They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans.

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

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What do you call a Mexican with small muscles?

No whey Jos.

What do you call a Mexican Goat?

Amigoat

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What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.