Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"