How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

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What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.