How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

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How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence