How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain."

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!