Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
less than twelve parsecs.
We'll get on it next week
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.