How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

What about this one for your bedroom?

ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small