How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

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How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What about this one for your bedroom?

ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you