How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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What number is most common in earth sciences?

e

What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

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What about this one for your bedroom?

ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you