How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many "suh dudes" does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It's already lit fam.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Videotape Jokes More Videotape Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.