How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day?

Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.

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How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org