What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil