What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.