What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.