Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.