Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a french racist?

A beget!

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!