Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !