Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

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Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

How does one French arsonist flirt with another one?

Voulez-vous brler avec moi ce soir?"

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove