What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)