What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)