What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader