What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.