What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

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Because it's mom was in a real jam.

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.