What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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Natalie.

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What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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Because someone threw a canoe at him !

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A: Fur traders.

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What's the difference between U and I?

J

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What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.