Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

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What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money?

A Naanprofit!

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.