Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.