What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

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What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.