What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river?

Tequila

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.