What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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What is a suicidal person's favorite card game?

Bridge.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.