What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".