Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

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What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.