Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

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When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

tequila