Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"