What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.