Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.