Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.