Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.