Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Previous Random Joke Next

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.