Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.