Bridge Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

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Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

What is a suicidal person's favorite card game?

Bridge.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

Why did the mexican push his wife over the bridge?

Tequila"

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Paradox Jokes More Paradox Jokes

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

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What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Manchester United Jokes More Manchester United Jokes

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

Whats the antonym of Manchester United?

WomanBreastsR Divided

Mexican Man Jokes More Mexican Man Jokes

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.