Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!