Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.