Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.