Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.