Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Pronoun Jokes More Pronoun Jokes

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive