Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What is the difference between everyone and bullets?

I avoid everyone

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

Pronoun Jokes More Pronoun Jokes

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity