What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

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What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.