What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

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What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

Who wrote it?

Major Bumsore

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.