How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"