How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

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What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

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How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"