How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

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How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"