How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

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Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What do you call 1000 aches?

A .

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!