How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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What is 1000 laughs called?

A gigglehert

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!