How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge

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What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What goes?

green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

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What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.