How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

How do you make a dog drink?

You put it in a blender.

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!