How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Nacho Chip Jokes More Nacho Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!