How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

A: Rhesus Pieces.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Nacho Jokes More Nacho Jokes

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

Nacho Chip Jokes More Nacho Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

1000 Dead Baby Jokes More 1000 Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.