How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

Nacho Jokes More Nacho Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

Nacho Chip Jokes More Nacho Chip Jokes

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

1000 Dead Baby Jokes More 1000 Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.