Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank