Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!