Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.