Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What do you call a women who cant draw?

Trace