Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

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Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for