Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

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Why do black people never sleep?

Because the last one who had a dream got shot

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.