Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.