Why do black people never sleep?

Because the last one who had a dream got shot

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.