What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

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What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.