What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.