What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.