What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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He was mugged.

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Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

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What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.