What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Vase Jokes More Vase Jokes

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.