What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.