What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!