What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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Because he couldn't find a Date!

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

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Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!

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A cowch potato!

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!