Sofa Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

Mao Jokes More Mao Jokes

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

How did ISIS do on their French test?

They bombed it...

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box