Because he had no attachments
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because Mao is more of a chair man!
Sleep on the sofa.
Because they're both full of stuffing !
A cowch potato!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Cancer
An Easter bunnet!
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
It wanted to get off its ash.
Her husband on a date.
Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant
Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
Utter udder shudder.
With a whoop e-cushion.
5 dollars per-cushion.
I said, "It's not what it looks like!"
Because he's a sinner.
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
A: A red bucket.
