Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!

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What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.