What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

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What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

because Mao is more of a chair man!

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What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

How does a Chinese cat say hello?

Mi Hao.