How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

What do you call a Chinese conga line?

A Chu Chu train

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.