How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.