How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.