Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Illumi Jokes More Illumi Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

World Leader Jokes More World Leader Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Naughty Jokes More Naughty Jokes

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)