Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

Illumi Jokes More Illumi Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

World Leader Jokes More World Leader Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry