Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

How was that racist?

Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought

Illumi Jokes More Illumi Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

World Leader Jokes More World Leader Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Naughty Jokes More Naughty Jokes

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)