Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

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What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty