Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature