Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine