Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

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Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)