Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

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What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty