Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

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What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

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What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

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How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

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What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie?

Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)

How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

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What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine