Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
Opens the car door.
The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"
Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
An accountant without the sense of humour.
Ray on Paulie's Ester
Ray!
He had been illumi-naughty
A naughty strawberry