Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

The rest are hunt'n peckers.