What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

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What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

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What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.