What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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Ask apple to open the backdoor.

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What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!