What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!