What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

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What did the drowning mathematician say?

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What emits a monochromatic beam of salty snack food?

Frito Layser.

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.