What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.