What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks?

a Fartender

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.