What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...