What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )