What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.