What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.