What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

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What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.