What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

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What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What do dogs have that no other animal has ?

Puppy dogs !