What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

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What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.